FAQ

A few useful answers so nobody has to pretend this is mysterious.

What is Zero Theatre?

Zero Theatre makes black T-shirts with white text. Minimal shirts built around phrases that actually sound like something.

How do the shirts fit?

Our tees are a standard unisex fit. Not extreme slim, not oversized by default. If you want a roomier fit, size up.

Do you have a size chart?

Yes. Check the Sizing / Fit page for measurements and fit guidance before ordering.

Are these printed after I order?

Yes. Most orders are made to order. That means we print your shirt after checkout instead of stacking inventory we might not need.

How long does shipping take?

Typical production is 2–5 business days, then shipping is usually 3–7 business days in the U.S.

Can I return or exchange a shirt?

If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, contact us and we’ll make it right. For size issues or buyer’s remorse, review the Refund Policy first.

Where should I go for exact policy details?

Use the Shipping Policy for delivery details and the Refund Policy for return, replacement, and refund rules.